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Sunday, 2012-06-03
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01h10 - ^_^
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| Friday, 2012-06-01
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12h40 - ^_^
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| Thursday, 2012-05-31
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14h15 - ^_^
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Loaded down with bags of money two bank robbers are running, chased by police.
-Yeah, just as my uncle said. If you're poor you're OK but once you get money trouble starts ...
current :  cheerful
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(pluck a feather)
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| Wednesday, 2012-05-30
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14h37
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after school ...
-Man I am happy I don't live in the year 3000 !!
-why?
-Just think how much more history we would have to learn ...
Oh, also men have it easy
current : amused
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(pluck a feather)
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| Tuesday, 2012-05-29
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14h13 - ^_^
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Two blondes chatting.
One states. - I have done a pregnancy test yesterday.
The other asks - Oh. And ... were the questions dificult?
current : amused
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(pluck a feather)
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| Monday, 2012-05-28
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22h08 - ^_^
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A woman comes in at the doctors office, all bruised up and battered.
-d- What happened to you? he asks as he places some band aids and bandages.
-w- Oh, every time my husband comes home late and drunk he ends with beating me up. He is sorry afterwards but ... a good twenty minutes and a whole summery of her husbands many flaw and few virtues later she looks up.
-d- Well I know a good remedy against that.
-w- Yes?!?
-d- You prepare some Kamila tea and when he comes in drunk you take a cup and start gurgling it as long as you can.
Two weeks later the woman returns looking good as reborn.
-w- Doctor! That was the most wonderful cure you ever gave. Every time my husband came home drunk I started gurgling and he never hit or beat me. And he came home sober a few times as well!! It's wonderful! Realy awsome wondeful!!
-d- You see how easy it is when you keep you mouth shut.
current : amused
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| Thursday, 2012-05-24
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13h59 - ^_^
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Dad hears his son talk to his rabbit.
- How much is three plus four? ... c'mon ... three plus four ... how much?
- but boy, what are you doing?
- Well the teacher told us that rabits can multiply really fast. But mine can't even add up!
current :  restless
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(pluck a feather)
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| Wednesday, 2012-05-23
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14h05 - ^_^
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| Tuesday, 2012-05-22
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13h50 - Z_Zzz
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New release for a client so everybody is tense and nervous.
So I get in at 6h00 in the morning to make sure there is support.
And the only support I have to provide in the morning is creating a couple of new user profiles.
And of course I don't get to leave any earlier then usual. So Hello to a 16h day. ...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"I read that in some Eastern countries women are sold on the slave market", Ann said.
'Oh, but that is terrible!', Brit replied, 'How awful when nobody wants to buy you!!!'
current :  tired
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| Monday, 2012-05-21
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14h26 - ^_^
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- I gave my wive a gorgeous ring for present.
- Man! You'll ruin yourself with those jewels.
- Nah, not at all, she stopped wearing gloves.
current : amused
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(pluck a feather)
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| Sunday, 2012-05-20
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13h35 - ^_^
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Listening to The Hobbit : http://youtu.be/7tOo2OMUhB8 , the Misty Mountains song.
Very monotonic and repetitive, just the way the Dawrves tend to sing.
But I run the same stream in two windows with a short lag, about two syllables. A bit a cappella like. Quite interesting
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03h07 - ^_^
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| Thursday, 2012-05-17
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02h56 - ^_^
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| Tuesday, 2012-05-15
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14h55 - Z_Zzzz
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It's springtime, work is growing like weeds all around ...
Oh and I like kitchens with a surprise ...  hidden basement
current : tired
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(pluck a feather)
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| Monday, 2012-05-14
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14h50 - -_-
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Yay, got a new project.
Nope, not replacing any work, just adding to it.
That 24h limit on days is going to be a problem ...
current :  busy
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(pluck a feather)
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| Sunday, 2012-05-13
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13h39 - ^_...
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Weekends aren't long enough.
Not when you have to re-dig the garden and want to plant/sow stuff and need to bring out the houseplants to re-pot them and take cuttings and plant those and must resurrect a dead computer.
And that's not mentioning the weekly shopping run and the requisite family visit and the laundry fight (only lost two socks this time).
And ...
I like tyhem Celtic laries .... http://youtu.be/BYT5NKAIYI8
current : calm
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(pluck a feather)
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Yep
Beauty
Cute-attack
evil
without safety ropes and stuff
bouncy
giggly